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nevermorethoughts:

How I view my Tumblr audience: image

How it actually is: image

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manual:

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty

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Mutuals send me a number and I’ll make a post talking about you

(Source: fourm, via themightyemma)





Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on anonymous or not, and I can only answer YES or NO.

(Source: aonedirectionlovingcanadian, via whogivesasith)





qrieves:

"you are what you eat"

me:

image

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ANON HOUR STARTS NOW. NOTHING DELETED. EVERYTHING ANSWERED

from-glasgow-via-mandalore:

Bwahahahaha!

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waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring