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i’m sad and i want to have a lot of sex
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(Source: dontbeacunt-here, via woolly-sheep)





Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.

Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want me to take you on. 

Ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: deadkirschtein, via fuck--yourfaith)





Fuck, Marry, Get Drunk With. Send me 3 names.

(Source: unless-its-a-farm, via woolly-sheep)





emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

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roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

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hows everyone else doing. you all good??





bootybite:

the only birth control you’ll ever need
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